heck yea I did
yeah sure we’ll cremate you when you die, why not, you’ve urned it
Give. Me. Now.
My mouth literally started watering.
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
"how would you like your tea sir?"
*american voice* tax free
whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am
oh my god.
He was in the marines and yes he wore sweaters to covor up his tattoos, full sleve tattoos if i may add. Mr.Rogers, you are a badass.
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them